Little note: This story is purely for fun, and to keep
the people from the Ares & Xena Shippers club from
going crazy.
Disclaimer: The characters..... ECT. as well as the
story idea belongs to me. The characters Xena,
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Author’s note: Wow that was a pretty long disclaimer
wasn't it?? I hope I got everything in though, I don't
want anybody to take this story the wrong way! If the
idea of Xena and Ares in love, of them having any past
relationship, or if Gabrielle and Xena being 'just
friends' is not the type of story you want to read,
please go someplace else.
More notes: I am a card-carrying member of the I HATE
Gabby club, and the I HATE Herc club, so... well think
about that before you read this, m’kay?
Dedications: This story is for Kat, Barb, Jackie,
Noie, Liz, SR, ‘Reeny, Ephy, Tareena, Sara, Nicola, Mel, Eris, Tali (For
being great friends and encouraging me to no end.).
Skkye (For inspiring me, and being a good friend.).
For everyone I missed (Sorry about that!). And for
everyone at the shippers club for their support, and
for liking my stories, even when I didn't!
“Your words walk right through my ears, Presuming I
like what I hear.” -Gwen Stefani, from the song 'Spider
webs' she's in the band 'No Doubt' on the CD 'Tragic
Kingdom.’
Song choice note: A little taste of what Xena must
have felt like when Gabrielle started talking, and
never shut up.
Warnings: Sex: No, just kissing. Subtext: NO.
Language: A little, but very mild. Violence: Not really.
Rated: PG
Summary: Xena's having a bad day go worse. After being captured by a king, Xena has very interesting proof to defend her case. And she found her sword! While Gabrielle gets an admirer.
Now for the story!!!!! *everyone claps*
If you haven't read the warnings, please read them
now!!
Xena could tell every move, remember every line, it
was the same old game. First he’d do something that
put them opposite each other; A perfect start to the
game. Then they’d have a small fight. Them he’d try to
seduce her. Now that was the hard part for Xena, being
that she already loved him, and who was stupid enough
to think he didn’t look GREAT. So when he worked
really hard at being wonderful, it was hard to escape
with the game intact. She usually pushed him away from
her, kicked him, or if she was having a really hard
time, stabbed him. This worked perfectly, Gabrielle and
anyone else that was watching truly believed that Xena
hadn’t wanted to be near him in the first place. It
was a routine, the lines changed, and the object of the game
was the same; See who would crack first. They had
started this game 4 years after he started training
her. And it had been going on since. Neither had lost
yet, but neither had won. Xena’s goal was to make Ares
turn good for her. Ares’ goal was to make Xena turn
bad again for him. Each tried to make the other person
as jealous as possible! Both knew that as long as the
game went on they still loved each other. There was
one rule; everybody had to think that they actually
hated each other.
~(*)~
This particular day everything had been going wrong
for Xena. The typical gang of bandits that she tackled
turned out to be the king’s men that were undercover.
Even though Xena didn’t kill anyone, before the royal
guard came to back up the undercover group of men,
Xena had been suitably pissed off that day, and by the
ruthless way she had cut down the royal guards men,
the Guards opted to take her up for trial anyway.
Gabrielle had proved to have no backbone at all, when
questioned she admitted that Xena enjoyed killing the
raiders, petty thugs, bandits, and warlords she
fought. Gabrielle also mentioned how Xena never had a
problem fighting large groups of warriors by herself.
The king, however, ruled that Xena had not killed any
of his men (although she had come close to) and that
they were under cover as a group of thugs. He decided
that Xena should fight his best warrior, to see if
what Gabrielle had said was true. That was an
extremely boring fight for Xena, and she found herself
wanting to just kill the guy, who cared about the
rules? ‘Damn’ she thought ‘I’m just about to crack! If
I do, that bastard, Ares, better get me out of here.
I’m not in the mood to go against the whole royal
guard.’ At one point, just to make the fight
interesting, Xena threw her sword to Gabrielle, and
fought without using any of her spare weapons for a
time. Xena blocked a blow with a sword by catching it
in her bare hands. Xena realized that she could have
beat this guy with no weapons when she was fifteen!
Now it was so easy that Xena didn't even have to focus
on the fight. She got her opponent in a head lock, and
asked the judges “When can I go? I mean I’m not
supposed to kill him, but is that what I’m gonna have
to do to end this fight?”
The king said “If you kill
him you lose. In order to leave you must get him to
admit that you are at least twice the warrior he is.
And I might add that Porda does not think that women
make good warriors.”
Xena muttered “Why didn’t he say
so before!”
She released Porda, then spun and hit him
with such force that he went careening across the
arena, and crashed into a wall. Xena stopped smiling,
her eyes as cold and hard looking as ice, and said in
a threatening voice “Admit it, I’m a better warrior
then you!”
When Xena got no response she scowled and
said “Big mistake.”
Several minutes later Porda had a
frightening realization, as Xena was walking over to
him, this woman was going to kill him sooner or later
if he didn’t give in to her commands. He could tell by
the way she acted that she had been a commander, and
she obviously didn’t like people disobeying her. Sure
she was good now, but she was just about to give up on
him and that if he didn’t hurry. Xena threw down all
her weapons, even the hidden ones, and purred “Ooh,
that was the wrong answer, I’m done with this.”
She then grabbed Porda by the neck and lifted him two feet
off of the ground. For Porda, who was almost as tall
as Xena, this was a deeply terrifying experience. Then
he placed where he knew Xena from. Now he KNEW he was
in trouble. Porda said “Okay, I’ll admit it! I
promise, just let me go!”
Xena raised a questioning eyebrow, then dropped Porda, she addressed the King “Seems Porda is ready to give in.”
Porda quickly said “I admit it, Xena is ten times the warrior I will ever
be!”
He looked worriedly to Xena then said “Can, I
go?”
Xena looked sternly at him for a minute, then
said “Good job, Porda. I’ve seem much harder, and
older, warriors then you crack. You held your own very
well. A bit of advice to the undercover group of the
Royal guard, they really shouldn’t try to attack
people, especially if one of them is a warrior. Could
be a slaughter. Now I’m out of here. This was a fun
work out.”
Porda left is a great hurry. Xena was just
picking up her weapons when she felt that familiar
tingle. Ares appeared a second later, the crowd all
gasped, Xena stood up and spat out “What. do. you.
want?”
Ares smiled that devilish smile that just made
her legs go weak, and said “You almost killed him, Xe,
Tut, Tut. You know better then that, killing him would
have made you bad again and you almost did it.”
His confidence made Xena smile, she covered quickly,
“Yeah, you’re right, but I didn’t kill him, now did
I?”
Ares stepped closer to Xena, and whispered in her
ear “Why don’t we finish this conversation somewhere
more.... private, my princess?”
The usual battle raged in Xena, part of her said ‘Don’t give in! Keep the
game going!’ Another part said ‘Who cares about this
stupid game! Just say yes and kiss him!’ Then Xena did
something that surprised both her and Ares, she said
“No, let’s stay here,”
Then turned around and kissed
him full on the mouth. Xena let the kiss go on for a
minute, then pulled back and said “A little taste of
something you’ll never have, me.”
And walked away. Ares said “Don’t be so sure, my princess, don’t be so
sure.” and disappeared.
~(*)~
Gabrielle ran down to see Xena and screamed “Why did
you kiss him?!!?”
Xena smiled “To torture him, Ares
will never have me, he knows it too, so I figured why
not torture him a little.”
Gabrielle was still
baffled, and didn’t except Xena’s explanation totally.
“Huh? But wouldn’t that be like torture for you too?”
Because they were on such different wave links it took
Xena a minute to understand what Gabrielle’s problem
was. “Well.... uh....”
Xena stopped and thought ‘Oh
shit! I can’t tell her the truth, if I like kissing
Ares, that means that I don’t totally hate him, then I
lose. If I have to lie to her then that’s the first
step towards losing.’ Just then the royal guard
appeared, armed to the teeth, and said “Xena, we have
been told to take you into custody, you have angered
the gods and if we let you go we will face their
wrath. Resistance is useless.”
Xena mumbled “You poor
guys have it all wrong, and resistance would work.”
Then to the guards “Uh, huh. That’s fine, I’ll come
with you. But can I ask a question?”
One of the guards
nodded, so Xena asked “Exactly what do I have to do to
regain the favor of the gods? Or more precisely the
God of War?”
One guard said “The king ‘ll decide that
ma’am.”
Xena rolled her eyes “Fine.”
She handed her Chakram, whip, and sword to Gabrielle. Then followed
the guards to where she would be staying.
~(*)~
To Xena’s surprise she was staying in a very nice
guest room. Guards were posted outside her door, and
the windows, but it was still a nice place to be
staying. A maid came in with some clothes for Xena.
Most outfits were two pieces, and the rest were
dresses. Xena smiled to the woman then after she had
left shoved the offending outfits as far away from her
as she could. She could just imagine Ares laughing. A
few hours later the king came in. Xena jumped up and
asked “So what exactly do I have to do to gain the
favor of the gods again?”
The king said “Well, I have
talked too many advisers, and they agree one this
punishment. You must dedicate yourself to the god that
you have angered and spend your life trying to make it
up.”
Xena rolled her eyes and said “Gods, I already
did that twice, how many times are you expected to do
that anyway?”
The king was baffled “Twice?”
Xena
nodded “Uh huh, my Dad dedicated me when I was little,
me and my brothers, and I did the for life thing when
I was older. Twice, now seeing as they are for life,
do I really have to do it a third time?”
The king was
taken aback a little “Well, you obviously haven’t been
living up to that, so yes.”
Xena gave a mock hurt look and asked “Who says that?”
The king said “You have no
proof, there for you must dedicate yourself.... again.
Come to the court in an hour.”
Xena said “Uh huh, yeah, sure.”
The king left. A few minutes later
Gabrielle bounded in, she was dressed in a long green
robe, her hair was soaking wet, and said “Xena, we are
going to the king’s court! Here, let’s pick you out an
outfit!”
Xena said “I can pick out one, thanks
Gabrielle, would you like me to fix your hair, I doubt
you want to go to the king’s court with your hair
soaking wet.”
Gabrielle nodded excitedly and handed
Xena a brush.
~(*)~
Xena went through the pile of offending clothes and
found something that she almost liked. It was a two
piece outfit, and looked like some of the dresses Xena
used to wear. The top ended at Xena’s upper stomach,
then came around the front and angled down into a
point that stopped just above her belly button. The
straps came from the front of the top, and tied around
the back of Xena’s neck, the top was dark blue. From
the front it was reasonably modest, but the back
showed a lot of skin. The skirt rested at Xena’s hips
and went down to Xena’s ankles, there was a split that
went up to her thigh on either side of the skirt. It
was light blue. With this Xena picked out black
high-heeled sandals with thin straps. Xena asked “What
are you wearing?”
Gabrielle took off her robe to
reveal a bubble gum pink two-piece. The top went down
to Gabrielle’s lower stomach, and had to thin straps
holding it up. The skirt was the same color pink, went
down to Gabrielle’s ankles, and had a split that went
halfway up her leg on both sides. The inside of the
dress was the same color green as Gabrielle’s usual
top. Gabrielle asked “What do you think? What are you
going to wear?”
Xena said the first thing that came to
her mind “Stunning, absolutely stunning.”
Luckily when
she said that it sounded like a complement. Xena held up
the dress she’d picked out an asked “What do you
think?”
Gabrielle said “Beautiful dress! TRY IT ON!!”
Xena asked “You sure?”
It dawned on Gabrielle that she
had never seen or heard of Xena ever wearing a two
piece outfit. She hastily said “Yes, yes, go on, try
it on!”
If Xena did or didn’t do something there was
usually a reason, and Gabrielle was dying to see what
it was. Gabrielle walked out of the room and said
“Call me when you’ve changed.”
~(*)~
Xena changed quickly, and was about to call Gabrielle
in when she felt that all to familiar tingle. Ares
appeared behind her and said “You look beautiful as
always, Xena.”
He wrapped his arms around Xena’s waist
and pulled her close to him. Xena turned around in his
arms and said “Stop it, Gabrielle’s waiting for me.”
Ares noted the playful tone to her voice and said
“Well no one is here just now, so the game doesn’t
count.”
Xena changed the subject quickly “Speaking of
the game, we never said anything about that little
marking, did we?”
Ares stepped back from Xena and said
“So that’s what you’re going to do, very interesting
plan my dear. No we never said anything about that,
but you never have been very inclined to show it. At
this very moment Gabrielle is trying to figure out why
you NEVER wear two-piece outfits. You don’t like
having to answer questions, that’s why.”
Xena glared
at Ares “As long as there are no rules, then I can
handle a few questions.”
Ares shrugged “If that’s what
you think, princess. But I can guarantee you someone
will be dead before the night is over.”
Xena asked “What do you mean by that?”
Ares smiled “You have
never let anyone that has seen that ‘marking’ live
long enough to tell about it.”
Xena said “That was a phase, I’m over it.”
Ares said “Only because you haven’t shown
it to anyone in years.”
Xena rolled her eyes “You have to much faith that
you’re right.”
Ares reminded “You have to little, remember Dahak.”
Xena looked serious “Don’t go there.”
Ares joked “Anything for you, princess.”
Xena changed the subject “So you really think I look okay in this dress?”
Xena’s sentence was abruptly cut off
when Ares pulled her to him and passionately kissed
her. Ares broke the kiss a few minutes later and said
“Here comes the blond. Goodbye for now, my queen.” and
disappeared.
Xena took a few deep breaths, to steady her
rapidly beating heart, then
Gabrielle shouted “I hope you’re dressed, ‘cause I’m
coming in!” and ran through the door.
Xena smiled and
asked “Like the outfit?”
Gabrielle said “Yep, ready to
go?”
Xena said “Just a second, I have to brush my
hair.”
And turned around to grab her brush. Gabrielle
half asked, half shrieked “What’s that?!”
Xena,
already tired of the childish Gabrielle, asked “What?”
Gabrielle stuttered “T-Th-th-a-at t-thing-g on y-your
s-st-stomach, th-the g-gold -t-thing-g?”
‘Here it
comes.’ Xena thought, then said “I’ve had that since I
was 17.”
Gabrielle came closer to Xena and stared at
gold Chakram on Xena’s stomach, or more precisely the
writing on the Chakram. Gabrielle said “Are my eyes
deceiving me? Tell me that doesn’t say what I think it
says!?”
Xena said “That depends, what do you think it
says?”
Gabrielle said “My eyes tell me it says ‘Chosen
of the God of War.’ But my brain will not accept
that.”
Xena shrugged “Your brain better except that,
because that is what it says. Now let’s go, we’re
going to be late.”
~(*)~
King Ehtu sat in his court waiting for Xena. He didn’t like the idea of waiting for a woman, a warrior no less, but he didn’t have a choice. Outside the king’s courtroom Xena felt a familiar tingly feeling, she said “Gabrielle, why don’t you go in ahead of me?”
Gabrielle nodded and hurried away, she was extremely excited. Xena observed “You know, you could just tell them to leave me alone...”
Ares appeared and asked “Now what would be the fun in that?”
Xena frowned “Oh I don’t know, maybe the gratitude of knowing you did something nice?”
Ares rolled his eyes, and just stared at Xena. Finally Xena smiled, then started laughing; it really was an absurd idea. Ares said “Here comes the blond, again, have fun, Xe.”
And disappeared just before Gabrielle came back. Gabrielle asked “What is taking so LONG?”
Xena said “Nothing, Gabrielle, nothing,” and they left.
~(*)~
Gabrielle bowed to King Ehtu, and humbly went to sit in a chair. Xena ordered “Come with me, Ehtu,”
King Ehtu couldn’t believe the blatant disrespect this woman showed, he said “No, now, do you have any proof to your claim that you have already been dedicated?”
Xena shot Gabrielle an evil look, that told her to keep quiet, and took off her robe. She was wearing her new dress, and the Chakram on her stomach was very visible. Everyone stared, King Ehtu said “Fine, that’s proof enough. Will not you and Gabrielle stay for dinner to make up for my rudeness?”
Xena smiled, nobody noticed the glint in her eyes, “But of course, your majesty.”
Gabrielle wondered why Xena was being so nice. Xena pulled Gabrielle away from the crowd and asked “I was just wondering, what did you do with my weapons?”
Gabrielle said “In my room, why?”
Gabrielle could swear she heard laughing as Xena disappeared into the crowd, but she had no time to ponder that question as King Ehtu strolled over to her and asked. “Is everything to your satisfaction, miss?”
Gabrielle nearly fainted “Oh yes, my lord. Thank you ever so much for allowing my friend and I to stay for this GRAND dinner.”
King Ehtu smiled with satisfaction, this woman showed proper respect for a man of his stature.
~(*)~
Xena rummaged through Gabrielle’s room. “Gods damn it, where did she put them?!”
Xena dug through Gabrielle’s dresser and ransacked the closet to no avail. Xena was just about to give up when she saw something gleaming from the corner of Gabrielle’s bed. Pulling back the sheets, Xena smiled triumphantly as she found all of her weapons. Grabbing her Chakram, which she hooked onto the side of her dress, Xena headed back to the party leaving her sword and whip behind and pulling the bed covers back up. She still had her breast dagger.
~(*)~
Walking back in to the room Xena felt that familiar tingly feeling. Looking around Xena was shocked to find Ares not only totally visible, but sitting down at the kings table. ‘What in tartarus is he doing?’ Xena wondered. Ares looked up, smiled at Xena, and beckoned her over. Gabrielle pulled Xena aside and asked “Who is that person waving to you Xena? An old friend?”
Xena thought maybe Gabrielle had gone insane, but decided to ask Ares first. “Uh, yeah, something like that... I have to go, Gabrielle.”
Gabrielle smiled and giggled like a school girl “Oh yeah, right. Just ‘friends’, well in my opinion he’s sortta cute.”
Xena put her hand to her head and wondered if she was hallucinating.
~(*)~
Walking over and sitting down next to Ares she heard King Ehtu say “Why, Aeneas, I wasn’t aware that you knew Xena.”
Ares said “Yes, we are very... close... friends.”
Xena was sure he’d done that just to humiliate her, well it hadn’t worked, and she replied “Yes we’ve known each other for a long time.”
King Ehtu asked, sarcasm dripping in his voice, “Is everything to your satisfaction, Xena?”
Before Xena could answer music started up and Ares asked “Would you like to dance, my dear?”
Deciding that this would be a good way to get Ares alone she agreed “Of course... Aeneas, I’d be delighted.”
As Ares led Xena out to the dance floor she hissed “What in tartarus is going on... Aeneas?”
Ares smiled and said “Appearances can be deceiving.”
And for a second Xena saw Ares in disguise, his hair was straight, very short, and brown, he was her height, rather pale colored and he was dressed as a king would be, jewels, crown and all, excluding his sword. Xena joked “Impressive, should I say, King Aeneas?”
Ares groaned, but said “Just an illusion, there is no way I would actually change my appearance to look like that, besides you can see through the illusion and I thought you might like that better... Don’t call me that.”
Xena said “Well you are right about one thing, I do not want to be talking to you and having you look different. But what, exactly, are you doing here?”
Ares chuckled “I’m watching you, believe me I wouldn’t miss this evening for the world.”
Xena scowled and the dance ended. While making their way back to their seats Xena and Ares were ambushed by Gabrielle, who said, playing innocent. “Oh, THERE you are, Xena, I’ve been looking for you. And who’s your friend?”
Xena forced a smile and introduced “Aeneas, this is my friend Gabrielle, Queen of the Amazons. Gabrielle, this is my old friend King Aeneas.”
Gabrielle did a little bow, and Xena elbowed Ares to keep his mouth shut. “I’m afraid we have to get back to the table though Gabrielle. Perhaps you’d like to join us?”
That shut Ares up. Gabrielle smiled “I’d love to, let’s go!” and they all walked back to the table.
~(*)~
King Ehtu smiled at Gabrielle and asked “Would you like to sit next to me... Gabrielle?”
Gabrielle blushed a tad and, taking a seat next to King Ehtu, said “It’s my honor, my lord.”
Ehtu smiled down at the young woman “Call me Ehtu, Gabrielle.”
Xena, who was sitting next to Ares, leaned over to Ares and whispered “I think our ‘king’ has taken a fancy to Gabrielle..”
Ares whispered back “Please, Xena, I am already about to gag, don’t do that!”
Xena whispered “Yeah, fine. I’m trying not to laugh, myself. And just what did you mean about not missing this evening?”
Ares realized that Xena had her Chakram and quickly said “I wouldn’t miss a chance to spend the evening dancing with you, that’s all.”
Xena asked “Just dancing?”
Ares said “Yes.”
To late Ares realized that he had still managed to say the wrong thing. Xena ran her tongue over her lips, then leaned really close to Ares and said in his ear “Liar...”
Ares saw Xena’s hand hovering over her Chakram. Ares tried again “Now, Xena, I didn’t mean it like that.”
Xena pulled away a little, raised an eyebrow and, keeping her arm firmly around Ares’ neck, asked “And just what did you mean.... Try the truth this time.”
Ares didn’t like the look she was giving him “Well, why not spend the evening with a beautiful woman...”
Xena said in a positively evil manor “You’re just charming. Try again.”
Ares gave in “Fine, I also came to watch the fight.”
Xena smiled and let go of Ares “Now isn’t it better when we tell the truth.”
Ares rolled his eyes “Sometimes I really do hate you.”
Xena smiled “I know, honey, I know.”
Ares laughed “Alright, now you are scaring me.”
Xena sighed “Sorry, it’s just this whole thing has got me on edge.”
Ares commented “I noticed.”
Xena tried not to laugh looking over at Ehtu and Gabrielle “They are FLIRTING!”
Ares groaned “Xena PLEASE. I already asked you not to do that.”
Gabrielle laughed then got up and walked over to Xena “Xena, will you come with me?”
Xena smiled fakely and said “Sure Gabrielle.”
They walked away, leaving Ares and Ehtu to talk.
~(*)~
Gabrielle asked “Honestly, Xena and you want me to believe that you and king Aeneas are ‘just friends’ I saw you two over there.”
Xena thought for a minute, then decided to play with it. She threw her hands up in mock surrender “You got me. But do tell me, Gabrielle, what is up with you and ‘King’ Ehtu? And don‘t you dare say nothing!”
Gabrielle blushed and said “Me and Ehtu were just talking. And at least I wasn’t hanging all over him like you and King Aeneas!”
Xena realized that Gabrielle was talking about when she had threatened Ares. “Oh that... We were just talking, not flirting like you two, just talking. So you and ‘Ehtu’ are on first name basis?”
Gabrielle sighed “Oh Xena, just leave it be!”
Xena said “Anything for you, Gabrielle, Queen of the Amazons.”
Gabrielle threw her hands up in exasperation and walked back to the table.
~(*)~
Later that evening, after quite a few drinks for everyone, Xena was finally starting to feel like she could survive the rest of the day. Ares was patiently waiting for Xena to crack. Gabrielle was practically HANGING on Ehtu’s arm and Ehtu was finding the Amazon Queen more beautiful by the glass. Gabrielle giggled, “Oh, you’re so FUNNY Ehtu.”
Ehtu laughed at his joke as well “Why thank you, Gabrielle.”
Gabrielle asked, “Have you heard the one about the cow?”
Ehtu replied “No.... Why don’t you tell me. You, there! Get me another glass of this fine wine.”
Gabrielle said “Okay, so this cow walks out of a tavern and...”
Xena whispered, “You know, Ares, this has been fun. I wish you wouldn’t have let me drink so much though.”
Ares joked, “Who’s stupid enough to stop the warrior princess from doing anything?”
Xena sighed, “You should be. That’s what you’re here for!”
Ares rolled his eyes “Very funny, sweet.”
Xena smiled “I know.”
Ehtu called out from the other side of the table “Hey Xena, what’s that marking about anyway? Gabby and I have been wondering.”
Ares leaned back on his chair “Go ahead, Xena, answer the man.”
Xena stood up, holding on to the edge of her chair, she was a little dizzy. “Nothing, Ehtu.”
Gabrielle asked “C’mon, Xena, there has to be something up with it.”
Xena said, her voice dangerously low, “Nothing that I am going to tell either of you.”
The whole dinner party had looked up by now, watching this exchange. Ehtu ordered “I demand that you inform me!”
Xena picked up her Chakram “I don’t think so.”
Gabrielle giggled “Xena, don’t be silly.”
Somebody started a chant “Tell us, tell us!”
Within a few seconds Xena let her Chakram fly, the man that had started the chant fell to the ground, dead, as the Chakram returned to Xena. Ares jumped up, the illusion of Aeneas disappearing and revealing the God of War. “I won, Xena, I won!”
Gabrielle stared in open-mouthed horror, the rest of the party looked at the dead man and the God of War in shock. Xena sneered at Ares “Game over, you got me drunk! That doesn’t count, stalemate.”
Ares countered, “I did not get you drunk! You’re the one that had a bad day.”
Xena smiled slyly “Too bad, it still doesn’t count for the game.”
Ares smiled devilishly “Whoever said I was talking about the game? I was talking about our little bet, I told you there would be a dead body by the end of the night! I was right.”
Xena eyed him cautiously “We can deal with that tomorrow. Right now I am going to stay with Gabrielle, thank you very much.”
Ares sighed “You are the only person I know that can be rational at all times.”
Xena laughed, “I’m not rational, I’m just not BRAIN DEAD. No way I am going anywhere with you when I’ve had something to drink.”
Ares put his hand to his heart in pain “That hurt, Xena, it really hurt.”
Xena rolled her eyes. Ares bent to kiss Xena’s hand and they disappeared. Gabrielle recovered her shock somewhat “Xena! Oh well, I guess there’s nothing I can do about that now....”
Ehtu whispered into Gabrielle’s ear “Want to go someplace more... private?”
Gabrielle shrugged and finished her third glass of wine “Why not?”
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Xena screamed “ARES!”
Ares winced “Relax, my dear, we are in my temple in Ehtu’s kingdom. I didn’t think Ehtu would take kindly to you killing one of his guests so I brought you here. I’m going back to Olympus, I won’t bother you.”
Xena sighed and cautiously said “Alright, next time ask first.”
Ares laughed as Xena sat down on his bed. “Good night, Xena.”
Xena asked “Ares, before you go, everything is still okay with us, isn’t it? Just because the game is over.”
Ares looked at Xena’s tattoo “Everything is fine, sweet, we’re stuck with each other for life. Get some rest, nobody will be stupid enough to attack one of my temples.”
Ares disappeared and Xena laid back. “Good night.”