Violence/sex/subtext: yes wen discord ‘n’ xena’s around there will be violence, maybe depends, and I h8 gabby hehe u should see wat im doin to her this time hehe its too funny!
Summery: the title says it all apart from… ARES 'N' XENA 4EVA!
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Dedications: Rite this is for my best mate ever Elenka whose little cousin died of cancer, I’ll always be here for u. And Laura Murraaay (lol), Katie, and Hoggy who all listen to me yap on bout xena and ares on msn and at skool thanx guyz!!!! And for Laura (not murraaay) who sent me a nice E-mail ‘bout my first fanfic so thanx and titanic will be here soon…
So that’s enough yappin here it goes…
Snow white and the seven dwarfs
Xena and the thief, demi God, 2 blondies, and 3 totally lost Gods! And *wink
wink* prince charming!!!!!!
By Hannah
To set the scene we’re on Olympus The great god of medicine, prophecy, and archery Apollo is charging down the hall towards to halls of Love. He waves his hand and the doors swing open to revel pink, pink and yes more pink.
Apollo just rolled his eyes at it, typical of the goddess of Love.
Apollo: APHRODITE!!!!! WAKE UP NOW!
Dite: Hey no need to shout bro you’ll turn out like Ares!
Apollo: No thank you, anyway I need to call in that favour.
Dite: Already?????
Apollo: YES
Dite was now sat up in her goddess sized pink bed; she snapped her fingers and appeared dressed in her usual outfit.
Dite: So watcha need bro?
Apollo: Well I’m putting on a play for dad and a load of important people, but because of you and your little love spells I have no cast.
Dite: Well they were a miserable bunch anyways!
Apollo: They were actors wat do you expect!!!!
Dite: Calm down, wat do you want me to do?
Apollo: Get me a cast in 2 hours.
Dite: 2 hours? That’s not long enough.
Apollo: Not my problem, bye sis.
Apollo vanishes in a cloud of red smoke leaving Dite with a list of instructions.
Dite: GREAT I think I’m gonna need reinforcements. CUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cupid appears in a shower of gold glitter…
Cupid: hey mum.
Dite: nice touch with the glitter.
Cupid: thanks you wanted something?
Dite: Oh yeah (handing him the paper) read this
Cupid: (mumbling) blah blah 7 dwarfs, princess blah blah hmm sounds good. (Thinks about it) Mum did you write this (shocked)
Dite: No stupid, it's Apollo, he needs me to get him a cast in 2 hours please Cupid I need your help.
Cupid: No count me out the last time I got caught in one of your schemes I nearly lost a wing.
Dite: (tries not to laugh) Cupid you’re so sensitive, besides you owe me I looked after Bliss all week!
Cupid: fine you got me, so who did you have in mind?
Dite: Well……… (Whispers in his ear)
Cupid: (Can’t stop laughing) well I’ll buy a ticket to see that!
Dite: (smiling) c'mon lets go get us a … what are they called again (snapping fingers)
Cupid: A cast mum!
Dite: Oh a cast, cool lets go
We’re in the main hall of Olympus, where there is a demi god, 2 blondies and 3 very confused gods, a queen of the gods and a warrior princess and a war god eyeing each other up.
Xena: (looking Ares up and down) Like I was saying why in tarturus are we here?
Dite: Xena your all here 'cause Apollo’s putting on a play and he needs a cast please say you’ll all do it pleassssseeee (fluttering eyelashes time)
Gabby: A play? Which one?
Dite: (clearing throat) Snow white and the seven dwarfs. There were whispers around the room, Hercules was praying he’d be prince charming, and not a dwarf and Iolaus was trying not to laugh.
Dite: Right people here are your scripts your lines etc are highlighted for you.
Cupid runs around handing out scripts to everyone.
Ares walks up to Xena
Ares: So what part in this lame play did you get?
Xena points at the highlighted section on her script. And growls.
Xena: Snow white.
Ares: (Grinning that famous grin) maybe this play ain’t so lame
Xena: Why? What did you got?
Ares: Prince charming
Xena: (whispering in his ear) Sounds fun.
Across the other side of the room they are moans from Hades, Hephaestus and Hermes who really don’t want to be here.
Iolaus and Gabby are sat on the floor laughing because if they didn’t laugh then they’d cry and Xena and Herc would sack them if they cryed… Hercules was passed out on the floor.
Just then a red cloud of smoke informed us that Apollo was here.
Apollo: Dite you got them all then.
Dite: I told you before do 1 person a favour and the whole of Olympus owes you.
Apollo: nice motto so lets go through the list…
Princess- Xena
Check
Prince charming- Ares
Check
Herc: Ares as prince charming! Who decided that?
Everyone gives him a cold look.
Herc: (mumbling) I bet it was Hera
Apollo: Now where were we, before I was rudely interrupted (glaring at Herc)
Dite: Prince charming
Apollo: Oh yeah
Prince charming- Ares
We already did this!
Fine Evil Stepmother
Oh crap I forgot!
A black ray of light revealed the Queen of the Gods Hera
Hera: I’ll do it (giving Herc the evil eye then throwing a lightening ball at him.
Herc dodged it just in time.
Hera: Opps it slipped.
Xena: (whispering to Ares) I like your mother.
Hera turns and smiles at Xena.
Hera: Thank you dear, so what am I doing
Apollo hands her the script
Hera: Fine, well carry on then…
Oh yeah um Evil Stepmother- Hera
(Getting bored) check
Hera just shook her head Apollo was such a disappointment whenever she was around he almost wet himself… and I’m his mother she thought, he’s not like my Ares now he could kill someone just by looking at them now that was something to be proud of.
Ok Seven Dwarfs
Doc- Iolaus
Check
Happy- Gabby
(Giggling) Check
Gabby: WHAT!
Everyone: Shut up blondie!
Grumpy- Herc
Everyone starts laughing
Check
Ares is stood behind Xena
Ares: This is gonna be fun.
Xena: Speaking of fun, you wanna have some fun in your room?
Ares: Sure thing babe (whacking her on the arse)
Ares and Xena disappear from the room (we all know where they’ve gone * wink wink)
Apollo: Where are Ares and Xena gone?
Dite: Ares just left with his hand on Xena’s bottom, it’s love.
Apollo: So that’s why you put them together in the play.
Dite: All part of the plan bro.
Apollo just laughed at this, the goddess of Love doing her ‘thing’.
Apollo: Lets continue
Happy- Autolycus
Hey where is…
Aphrodite was cut of by the sound of alarms ringing and lights flashing.
Apollo look at Dite and said… Apollo: Typical trying to steal the treasure already!
Dite: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Apollo: I SAID… (Now realising that he’s a god stops the alarms)
Dite: That’s better. What did you say?
Apollo: I was saying that. Oh never…
Apollo was cut off by a thief leaping through the air and landing right next to him.
Auto: good security system you got here.
Apollo: well it is Olympus.
Auto: that would explain the 3-headed dog.
Hermes getting bored of being quiet decided to speak. Hermes: So you met Herc then.
Herc: Hermes Autolycus has known me for years.
Hermes: not you the 3 headed dog stupid.
Herc: you lot named a 3-headed dog after me!!!
Hermes: actually Ares named it Herc hey it is his dog. Herc marches off in a strop.
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