Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Xena:
Warrior Princess or Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.
They belong to Renaissance Pictures and Studio USA,
I’m sure Rob Tapert also has dibs in on them too.
Authors note: This came to me after an extremely
painful experience with my favourite cafe, they closed
down. So goes the search for the perfect place to
gossip, eat and avoid any form of work. I somehow
managed to turn my quest into a fan fiction. P.S
because this is an uber, there is a character list at
the end of the story if you really need it.
Dedication: Well this has to go to Erikka because she
too is suffering from no cafe. Our cake eating habits
could only keep them in business for so long (although
we did a damn good job), it’s time to move on. *sob*
Rain started pelting down violently, lighting
illuminated the sky for a brief moment. Four Armani
clad business men looked at each other frantically.
With their BMW’s, Mercedes and Jags all back at the
office, their search for a quite place to have lunch
and an informal meeting had turned into a disaster.
They hid from the constant fall of the rain under an
awning and soon followed the strong smell of coffee
down a back street. There amongst the back streets and
rain was a cafe, warm, dry and best of all, a source
of caffeine.
The old wooden floorboards creaked under the weight of
the men. Dull and unpolished they told a story that
spanned over years. The walls were a soft creamy
yellow, black and white photos of the neighbourhood
taken years ago lined them. In one corner two woman
sat with their backs turned, both intently typing away
on laptops.
A short middle aged woman with black curls that framed
her face ventured from out the back. She smiled
politely and grabbed four menus. As the men seated
themselves she pulled out her pencil and a piece of
paper to take their orders.
“Terrible weather outside isn’t it."
“Rather unexpected," one man, tall with dark hair and
eyes looked up and smiled politely while answering.
“What can I get you?" She smiled again, her entire
face lighting up.
“Two lattes, one mocha and a flat white thanks."
“Coming up."
Slowly over days and months, the men kept coming back
to the quaint little cafe. The owner who they soon
became aquatinted with, a widowed woman with Greek
heritage, Cyrene, soon befriended them all. Loves,
hates, pains, pleasures, pasts and futures all came
out in the cafe. Neglected childhood's, sibling
rivalry, growing up without a father and things done
in the past not so proud of were revealed and a bond
between four businessmen grew and became unbreakable.
It had taken thousands of years but each had been
reborn without guilt on their conscious from past
deeds.
~~**~~
One of the four men sat at their usual table waiting
for his friends. His blue eyes focused on something in
his hand before he sighed. Golden hair fell in his
eyes and he shoved it away irritably.
“Hurry up and ask mate, she’s not going to wait around
for ever," blue eyes looked up to meet brown.
“And you can talk, when was the last time you had a
serious relationship?"
“Thanks for reminding me about being romantically
challenged. Don’t take cheap shots at me just because
you don’t have the courage to ask her to marry you."
“Sorry Alex, I just don’t know what to do."
“Do you love her?"
“Yes."
“Are you in love with her?"
“Yes."
“Problem solved. Should I order a focashia or just go
all out and have the special?"
“Problem is not solved."
“I know, I really feel like chinese but I don’t. I
think I’ll just have the special."
“Your eating habits are not the problem"
The two remaining members of the group walked in and
seated themselves rather clumsily. One with chestnut
colour hair knocked over the sugar and smiled
nervously while the other, a light blonde shook his
head sadly.
“What are we discussing?" The clumsy one asked.
“Hugh’s lack of commitment skills."
“Alex seems to be the expert," Hugh replied
sarcastically.
“Lets face it, when it comes to relationships we all
suck. Back me up here Jayson," the small blonde man
interrupted.
“Speak for yourself. I think I met my soul mate the
other day."
“Your soul mate, where exactly did you meet this soul
mate?" Alex snorted with amusement.
“Well for your information it was right in between the
washing powder and dog food."
“You think you met your soul mate grocery shopping?"
The small blonde man couldn’t help himself, he burst
out laughing.
“Shut up Issac!" The group chorused.
~~**~~
“I can not believe we are doing this." T-shirts, jeans
and button up shirts has taken the place of business
suits as the four men each pushed a trolley around the
supermarket.
“Don’t look at me, I didn’t suggest it," Issac rolled
his eyes. “Blame Alex, he’s the one that said, and I
quote “yeah lets go grocery shopping to meet Jayson’s
‘soul mate’.""
“It was a joke, I used sarcastic voice number one."
“Alex, your voice is sarcastic voice number one."
~~**~~
“There she is," Jayson pointed to a small blonde woman
reading the back of dog food cans.
“Isn’t this the part where a bright light shines on
her and an orchestra starts up?" Alex rolled his eyes
and stopped to study the woman. “She’s very blonde."
“I like blonde."
“Defiantly not natural, look at the roots."
“You’ve been hanging around with your sister a little
too much."
“I know, last week I got an hour long lecture on why
you shouldn’t brush your hair when it’s wet."