|reasons.i'd.make.a.great.vampire.slayer|

|reasons.i'd.make.a.great.vampire.slayer|






1: I'm hyper-active violent!
2: Being a good guy is fun!
3: Being a "kick-ass slayer" is fun!
4: From watching violent TV shows and playing violent games, I am totally numb to all the demony gore already!
5: I already own my very own "Mr. Pointy"
6: Life? Who needs a life?
7: I homeschool, so nobody'd get pissed at me for missing school days!




This is mostly here as a joke. No offense is to be taken, this isn't some weird cult site, no I don't nessicarily believe in slayers, and no I'm not a weirdo! (although I did dye my hair dark purple last month, it was temporary!)



.b.a.c.k.

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